The best thing about Christmas was always Christmas break... but I don't get one this year
Who wants to babysit my kids? They're quite well-behaved (for kids) and easily entertain themselves... I just need someone who can make sure entertaining themselves doesn't include anything verily and truly dangerous.... Mostly, they play inside their collective heads, of which I fully approve. They also really like to read.
I can pay in rum. Or ZCD, your choice!