You little pooh pooh!
Ain't no chickens there!
So I went to the visitor center, and they said that they didn't know of any
chickens named Poohbear!
This is obviously a case of
Identity Theft!!!!
Mr Poohbear, the real one, has put a price on your tail feathers. AND you head.
THIS is the
real Mr Poohbear. (Hay, he grew up and ate too much honey. What did you expect?)
............................AND HE IS NOT HAPPY!