Hmm, I don't want to do that. I don't really want to have to edit each and every fic before transferring it to my e-reader either. Looking at the fic, CoolReader seems to take anything between *text text* to be a heading, as well as any one line that's before * * * The line immediately after the three asterisks is bolded and centered.
OK, scrap that; I just found two instances where there's no text between asterisks, nor is there three asterisks used as a break.

I'm stumped.