Hahaha... Pholy, your post a quite a funny read...
I remember when I started my at a local typesetters taking in corrections to manuscripts. I kept coming across a / symbol with the word
"solidus" written in the margin.
So I proceeded to replace the word to the left of the / with the word solidus.
Needless to say my proof checker went absolutely mental at me, while screaming
solidus IS a / you moron!!!