Why do we have such angry and suspicious poultry here on MR?
I try my best to include them in festive back yard activities, and what do I get? Nasty mean tempered clucks!
Do you know how much work it takes to find a doctor willing to remove excess nuggets from a chicken? For free, too!
You guys just need to chill out for a bit. And I just happen to have space in my fridge for both of you. Trust me. I really am a nice guy, and I love chicken. I mean chickens.
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