Say April H, I've been loosing a bit of weight lately. I'm only saying that because I think that I can kelp you loose a little too.
I have a surgeon that wants to help you at no charge. He does it free 'cause he makes most of his money in the fast food industry. This really is a once in your life opportunity, please don't delay.
And if you come over in the next 5 minutes, you get free corn.
Poohbear, we're going to need you too to help after the surgery. You can make popcorn
chicken. Sorry there, bad keyboard.