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Originally Posted by lene1949
Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and
Grandfathers is?
Well here it is:
A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a morning
available when he would take his 7-year old granddaughter for a drive in
the car for some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and just wanted to stay
in bed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take
their granddaughter out in the car.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see how her
Grandfather was.
'Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?'
'Great, Grandpa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a
single tosser, blind bastard, dick-head or wanker anywhere today!'
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
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I was berated for by my daughter because her little man, all of 22 months old kept muttering "Bugger" whenever he met somebody. She assumed Grandpa had been hurling his usual abuse at other drivers and her little lamb had picked it up. In my defence I insisted I had curbed my language in his presence.
The next weekend he was in his car seat with me driving and Grandma in tow. We passed somebody and he uttered what sounded like "Bugger" but was in fact "Bore Da", Welsh for Good Morning. I had been showing him Ivor the Engine, by Oliver Postgate, on the computer via Youtube and he had picked up the phrase from the dragon Idris. HONEST!
