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Originally Posted by recluse
You know what I think?
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that if I start posting what I'm thinking, there isn't any point in you all thinking, because my thinking shorts out your ability to think, because your brains realize there is no way for them to keep up with the brilliance of my thinking.
Of course, I could be wrong.
But it's highly unlikely, because it's never happened before.
Anyway, I was thinking that all the problems in the world can be traced back to a single source. Your thinking.
Now I don't blame any of you. How were you to know that your thinking was substandard?
Isn't that what evolution is for?
One minute you're thinking about nothing worth mentioning,
and the next minute you're a slave of the new dominant race...ferns.
Don't get me wrong, I'm as shocked as you are.
I don't know when the ferns dropped the ball, but they did.
The human race would have been better off.
Now you'll just have to get used to the idea that you are going to take a backseat to foot fungus.
Personally, I blame Global Humidity.
Too many people, too close together.
All sweaty and damp and filthy.
Didn't any of you notice the smell?
*SNIP*.
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see, that's why I know I;ll make it. all you folks shoved into that tiny city no wonder there are problems. they'd probably have about 5,000 people on the area that is my farm, no wonder everyone stinks.