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Dr. Drib · 09-19-2010, 10:19 AM

Hi, everyone:

I’m a new author, winner of the “Boo-Boo Award For Most Inane Novel Ever Written By A Guy." [That must be a mistake on my plague, because I think they mean "insane," but in a good way]. as well as the “Carpel Tunnel Syndrome Award For Best And Longest Novel Written By A Male-Type Contestant.” (Competition was fierce, let me tell you. About 1,000 Indy righters entered. One guy had to be disqualified, because he was actually a GIRL!)

Anyway, right now I’m working on a nostril where an asteroid crashes into the Earth – I haven’t seen this one done yet, so I’m ril excited abouut it – and everyone except won man and only this woman survive. It’s takes places in the furtherest rashes of the cosmos, and it’s up too one lone renegade to explin how this happiness to the Earth.

Oh, before I forgit, I need volunteers to proofread my septic novel. When yuou’ve written as much as I have, it’s better to git someone else to do the rilly drudge work, and let the ril work alone to the autor.

Well, I gotta go now, I ‘ve got 50 pages to write before lunch, a rilly tough love seen between the guy and the girl.

I'm 14 years old. Lets talke!

HEY! TELL US ABOUT your NOVEL!

Don
(Moderator)

09-19-2010, 10:19 AM	#742
Dr. Drib Grand Sorcerer Posts: 45,512 Karma: 60119087 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: KINDLE: Oasis 3, Scribe (1st), Matcha; KOBO: Libra 2, Libra Colour	Hi, everyone: I’m a new author, winner of the “Boo-Boo Award For Most Inane Novel Ever Written By A Guy." [That must be a mistake on my plague, because I think they mean "insane," but in a good way]. as well as the “Carpel Tunnel Syndrome Award For Best And Longest Novel Written By A Male-Type Contestant.” (Competition was fierce, let me tell you. About 1,000 Indy righters entered. One guy had to be disqualified, because he was actually a GIRL!) Anyway, right now I’m working on a nostril where an asteroid crashes into the Earth – I haven’t seen this one done yet, so I’m ril excited abouut it – and everyone except won man and only this woman survive. It’s takes places in the furtherest rashes of the cosmos, and it’s up too one lone renegade to explin how this happiness to the Earth. Oh, before I forgit, I need volunteers to proofread my septic novel. When yuou’ve written as much as I have, it’s better to git someone else to do the rilly drudge work, and let the ril work alone to the autor. Well, I gotta go now, I ‘ve got 50 pages to write before lunch, a rilly tough love seen between the guy and the girl. I'm 14 years old. Lets talke! HEY! TELL US ABOUT your NOVEL! Don (Moderator) Last edited by Dr. Drib; 09-19-2010 at 10:24 AM.