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Originally Posted by recluse
You are being oblique.
And a touch opaque.
I'll throw in obstinate because I don't have any other use for it.
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Talking as a self-confessed fool, never put down to obliqueness, opaqueness or obstinacy that which can be easily explained by obliviousness, obtuseness and obeliscality (I throw in the homemade latter, by way of barter on your own last offered).
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Originally Posted by dreams
Wait....! YOU got jetboots!
How come I did not get jetboots!
All I got was a 1,000 page pdf file, about some red button (that begins every page with, "Don't push the red button!"), a box of red parts, and a stained note that reads, "HIDE FROM PSHRYNK!"
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But...but...but...I specifically charged the Monstnmags Enterprises Armoury with issuing a custom pair fitted just for you...calf-length white and yellow polyleather cowgirl boots, blinged with a thumb-sized padparadscha on top of each toe, platinum buckling, and gold ultra-alloy fittings and propulsion system (and for flourish, some ivory satin tassels hanging from the pullstraps). I can't imagine what happened to them...
[a CCRRRRAAAAAAAAAACKKK!BOOOOM! CCRRRRAAAAAAAAAACKKK!BOOOOM! is heard as the blur of something that looks suspiciously gibbon-y passes by inches overhead, trailing some pretty after-effects that look suspiciously ivory-y and satin-y and tassel-y]
Oh...I shall be back...in a little while...
[walks off, sliding the Higgs Bosonic Hunting Cannon over his shoulder, the site and targeting modules un-collapsing from the barrel, already searching and set out of habit to "Target: gibbon"]