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No, feldmans don't look like Marty Feldman.
That's just sick.
And they are much more interesting than Corey Feldman, dead or alive.
Where do you people come up with this stuff?
Ristles are an entirely different kettle of fish, although they are not kettles, fish or kettles of fish.
Nasty little things.
They got teeth.
And disappear when they turn sideways.
No, oranges are feldmans and feldmans are oranges because that's what they are.
Short, round, mute, deadly if cornered and full of pulp.
And I don't talk to people in the produce department.
I just get some feldmans and leave.
Unless they don't have feldmans.
Then I don't.
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