[AprilHare]

Originally Posted by FlorenceArt

A worthy contestant no doubt, but no real threat to Amanda. On the other hand, Nick Page's web site provides us with several close competitors, such as Solyman Brown, author of an epic poem on dental hygiene.

And not enough good things can be said about dental hygiene!
Yes, Amanda does have some strong competition (those who are a clay crab of corruption) however how could you go past this?

Holy Moses! Have a look!
Flesh decayed in every nook!
Some rare bits of brain lie here,
Mortal loads of beef and beer,
Some of whom are turned to dust,
Every one bids lost to lust;
Royal flesh so tinged with 'blue'
Undergoes the same as you.