Feldmans are oranges that I renamed feldmans because calling oranges "oranges" is just ridiculous.
Clementines are not.
Usually.
Unless you really want them to be.
But that would be your problem.
Probably.
Unless you didn't want it to be.
Then oranges are feldmans,
clementines are clementines,
and I forget why you started this in the first place.
My guess would be you're a closet sadist.
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