Corn liquor goes with corn! Not wine. You sure do need some help. And I'm the
omnivore friend to help you.
First, lets get rid of those training pants. How about something with a racing stripe down the back?
Well, that's close. Hmmmm.
How about something a little more "You"?
I may have to think on this for a while. Just what does the well dressed little chicken wear to a party?
And I am working on a date for you.