Obama Oppresses Scots!
When Obama entered office he had a chance to correct many wrongs.
But there are many a Scot laying on their death bed hoping that Obama would permit the importation a Haggis for their last meat.
But Obama will deny them their dying wish!
US not ready to lift ban on Scottish haggis
Indeed, Obama is putting pressure on the Queen Elizabeth to ban Haggis hunting! It's unconfirmed, but believed to be true that he has threatened her with another iPod. This one completely filled with his speeches!
Confirmed: Queen’s iPod includes Obama’s speeches
STAND UP TO TYRANNY!
Support the right to hunt Haggis!
Schedule now for the next Haggis hunt.
ONLY 77 DAYS TO GO UNTIL HAGGIS SEASON
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