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Because talking about a Zombie epidemic can be somewhat depressing, I thought I would lighten the mood with some Zombie jokes.
What does a Zombie call an Olympic Sprinter?
Fast Food
What do Zombies call kids?
Fun-sized snacks
What did the Zombie say when he bit a clown?
This tastes funny.
What does a Zombie call a packed downtown bus?
Meals on wheels
What did the Zombie say to a hypochondriac?
I hope you don't make me sick to my stomach.
What does a Zombie call a person with dry skin?
Raisin
What did the Zombie ask for before eating a guy named Frank?
A bun. He asked for another one before eating his sister Patty.
What did the Zombie say before biting a priest?
Grace
What do Zombies call Canadians?
Cold cuts
What does a Zombie call a sky diver?
In-flight meal
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