Thread: "We will stop printing the New York Times sometime in the future"
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Old 09-12-2010, 10:37 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by J. Strnad View Post
The question is, "Why will they stop printing it?" Because all media will be electronic? Because of nuclear apocalypse? Because people will have become too stupid to read? Because the sun has gone nova?

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The print edition will close down after 80% of the US population has their government-mandated brainchips installed, and the NYT works out a deal with Congress to upload their version of the news directly to people's brains, for the small cost of .05% of our income tax.
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