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Originally Posted by boswd
Tis tru. Never mention the Kindle unless you give it Praise and Worship. It is, you know, the root of World Peace and cures diseases. So bite your tongue next time unless you sing the kindles Praises and adore it   |
But you forgot to mention that in order to cure diseases, it must be used as a suppository. This works quite well for many Kindle owners because its difficult to read when your ereader and your head are in different places.