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Originally Posted by Monique
I'm going to have nightmares over the woman's foot on the Little Girl Lost cover.
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When the cover was bid out to the artist, the publisher probably chose the illustrator with the lowest fee. The female character in the book is named Miranda. Let's just say she danced for a living, and the form of dancing was not ballet.
Speaking as a guy, here's what I consider a
true nightmare:
Every man's worst fear is a gorgeous woman turning out to be either a guy or something inhuman. Screech.
My good friend, Happy Terd, recommended the next book to me.
Just kidding, HT, but you do seem to write about Zoftik dominatrixes with great frequency.
As a once and future dork, I would like to suggest the following how-to book to my fellow nerds. Trust me, after I read this book, I landed the most beautiful wife in the world.