Wouldn't you LOVE to read an ebook about how to clean my house?
Of course you would.
This rare opportunity to buy my on-sale ebook doesn't come along every day, but rather
Every-Other-Day.*
Let me offer YOU the chance of a lifetime to clean my house to my specifications.
Naturally, as an unpaid volunteer, I offer certain perks such as water when you're thirsty, along with a Fruit of the Day (your choice), because - after all - aren't you just a little bit fat right now from sitting in front of your computer all day long working on your next epic?
For example, my ebook tells you how you should clean my bathroom, possibly the most disgustingly obscene area in my house. The grout and mold may appear deeply embedded upon first glance, but (with a little volunteer elbow grease) I tell you how to thoroughly clean everything to my satisfaction. You will be proud of your accomplishments, able to walk down any street (even in high crime areas) with your head held high, without fear of getting your throat cut. Remember: No job is finished until it's done.
So read my free ebook today, apply tomorrow (a plane ticket may be required), and begin to enjoy the benefits of learning how to clean everything in my house. It will look good on your resume. Your self-image will improve when you lose those extra pounds of ugly fat. And best of all, you can look with pride upon a job well done, along with a hearty handclasp from me.
It's all detailed here in my ebook, which is on sale
Every-Other-Day.
SO, WHERE'S YOUR EBOOK, FELLOW INDY WRITERS? WE'RE ALL WAITING!
* = My (mis)copyrighted sales phrase, one that I am donating to every Indy writer.
Don
(Moderator)