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Old 09-06-2010, 06:00 AM   #1676
Luke King
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A man stops at the petrol station to fill up his car. He spills petrol all over his arm. He goes inside and pays, and then, as he's driving away, he lights a cigarette.

Stupidly, he sets his arm on fire. He waves it out of the window, trying to get the flames out.

The police pull him over.

They charge him with brandishing a fire-arm.
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