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Bubba went to the family doctor.
He said, "Doc, me an my sister just gota stop havin children. But you know we ain't got much money to pay ya. Do you know of a way to stop it from happenin agin?"
The old doctor left the room for a few minutes. When he came back in he gave Bubba a very large firecracker.
"Now, Bubba, I want you to take this home with you. Tonight I want you to light the fuse and count to 10 before you throw it away."
Well, Bubba told the doc that it wouldn't work, but the doc said that it would so Bubba took it home with him.
That night Bubba, feeling silly, lit the fuse and started counting.
"One, two, three, four, five." Bubba had to put the large firecracker between his legs so he could keep counting. "Six, seven, ....
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