[Lycoming]

A Minnesotan tale.......



All of his life Ole had heard stories of an amazing family tradition.
It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to
walk on water on their 21st birthday.

On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their
first legal drink. So when Ole' s 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Sven
took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Ole stepped out of the boat and
nearly drowned! Sven just managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Ole went to see his grandmother. "Grandma, it's my 21st
birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and
his father before him?"

Granny looked into Ole's eyes and said, "Because, you dumb ass, your Father,
grandfather and great-grandfather were born in January; you were born in July."





One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became

Aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her

Back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then,

He proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over

Her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He

Continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other.

His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing

Then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to

Do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to

Better position herself.

The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

'Why are you stopping darling?' she whispered.

He whispered back, 'I found the remote!