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WT Sharpe · 09-03-2010, 03:59 PM

.....An indignant lady barged up to the host of a formal dinner party and said, "I will never enter your house again, sir. Your wife has just grossly insulted me."
....."I'm sure there must be some mistake," soothed the host. "What did she say?"
....."She called me a whore."
....."That's just her way," the husband replied. "I have been out of the Army for thirty years and she still calls me colonel."
..........— Steve Allen (1921 – 2000), American comedian, humanist, musician, actor, composer, author. Steve Allen's Private Joke File (2000).

09-03-2010, 03:59 PM	#1649
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Thanks for clearing up that little misunderstanding! .....An indignant lady barged up to the host of a formal dinner party and said, "I will never enter your house again, sir. Your wife has just grossly insulted me." ....."I'm sure there must be some mistake," soothed the host. "What did she say?" ....."She called me a whore." ....."That's just her way," the husband replied. "I have been out of the Army for thirty years and she still calls me colonel." ..........— Steve Allen (1921 – 2000), American comedian, humanist, musician, actor, composer, author. *Steve Allen's Private Joke File* (2000).