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Mothrafarkers!
How are you, the customer born every minute, supposed to know that "overnight" means "sooner than never"?
It's not like they haven't been pulling this crap since the heyday of the Pony Express!
But, no!
You believed them!
Even though your order has to go through 5 countries (3 as yet unrecognized), 12 language translations (random), lost, found, denied, approved, and finally sent to the shipping department by homing cow.
You should be angry!
Murphy's Law hasn't even kicked in yet!
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