[GraceKrispy]

Whoah! I just walked in the house after work, and a lot has gone on in my absence! You're all welcome here, but I'm just wondering what this pile of brown stuff is by the door....

Originally Posted by GeoffC

erm, thinking's not my strong point ..... are you sure you wanted those over there ?

I trust you. Implicitly. Or at least as far as I can chuck you. Like an inch or so.

Originally Posted by montsnmags

For you, and only you, GraceKrispy, allow me to offer, gratis, the fine services of Montsnmags Enterprises Dimensional Renovations. <snip>
Anyway, just say the word, and I'll send the crew round to add the extra, non-Euclidean wing/dimensional anomaly to your palace (and you know me...that crew aren't going to be too hard on the eyes either).

So, Party "time" at your house? I'm quite happy to continue the indefinite hosting here, but if you want me to empty the Chateau of every being, substance, unmovable stain, perversion of physical law, and multiversal criminal charge down the black hole poop-chute into your place, just say the word. I suggest stocking up on paper towels.

Cheers,
Marc

I'll take the extension, and the crew (I think my eyes must be going, because I could have sworn I saw the word "genitalia" in your post after the crew discussion, but looking again, I just couldn't find it...), but the parties must continue simultaneously! Get that transporter in order! The flu network or the whatchamacallit that Harry Potter uses. I'm sure you've invented your own by now, I'll take that!

Originally Posted by dsvick

It's a new house too so you may want to wipe the tapioca off of your feet as well. Although one of the dogs, or chickens may take care of that.

Lots of chickens around, some roosters and turkeys, coqui frogs, wild pigs, we got it all! Chickens, btw, LOVE centipedes. That makes them very handy. Except for the exceedingly large poops they leave on the lanai.

Originally Posted by LazyScot

So where is Grace's?

Hmm. Okay. So to get there I need to go past Homeland Security, huh?

Just out of curiosity do you think they will react when a four-armed, two-headed, blue skinned male wearing a fluorescent pink tutu with tapioca dripping from his feet and something as yet undefined on both his heads followed by flock of chickens turns up?

<pause>

And when the drugs test comes back positive for ZCD?


Well?

Ok, one thing at a time- directions: go straight out of Marc's, turn left at the beach, then turn right and left whenever it gets too cold, turn towards the heat. But not the super super hot heat, just the regular hot heat. And if you hear coqui frogs, you're on the right track. Then when you see the volcano in the distance, you're almost there. Don't swim or walk directly into the volcano. You'd think that would be obvious, but every year we lost tourists such as yourself, high on ZCD, who do just that. Walk around the volcano til you hear the party sounds. That's the other side of the island. Come around to my side. Now you're there! Toss me a ZCD please.