A hillbilly and 2 indians were walking down a path when they heard
Whooo Whooo as that walked by a cave.
One of the indians strips off all his cloths and runs into the cave.
The other indian tells the hillbilly "When one of our women wants a man she goes to a cave and calls out to the first man she sees".
The hillbilly nods his head and they go on down the path.
A little later they hear
Whooo Whooo once again as they pass another cave.
The second indian takes his cloths off and runs into the cave.
The hillbilly shakes his head and figures he may as well keep going.
About 2 miles from town he hears
Whooo Whooo coming from a big cave nearby.
This time he knows what to do. He takes off all his clothes and runs into the cave.
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