KENNY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!!!!!! 
I'm trying to reduce the population of killer chickens (in a natural and fun way), and you're giving inspiration to the enemy!
Hay, does anyone know what Kenny
really looks like? Has anybody seen him eating at a KFC? Have you tried to give him some chicken soup and he said "No"?
If anyone lives near Kenny, I want you to sneak over to his house and peek thru his window at night to see if he has feathers under his PJs. Just because a traitorous plastic surgeon could have given him a handsome human face doesn't mean that he
is human.