What a rude chicken!
You probably don't want it anyway. It wasn't very comfortable when I sat on it.
But the sauce you definitely need. It's vary tasty and will protect you from flame throwers, ovens, and hot coals.
Come on over and try it. I'll get the BBQ grill started to prove to you that
nothing can harm you with my special
sauce coating on.
And I've got lots of tasty corn.
Here little chicky. Come on over. Mmmm, tasty corn. Mmmmm