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Originally Posted by Kumabjorn
You saying that the Soviet Union didn't collapse because Reagan's Star Wars program, but the imminent approach of wireless porn?
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Way too simplistic but the coming wave of internet porn may indeed have been one of the main causes for the demise of the USSR. Year after year they just kept falling too far behind the west. For some reason their political ideology wouldn't/couldn't find a way to adapt to the rapid pace of porn change in the west. Back in the late 70's - early 80's it was quite clear from recovered Soviet spy equipment that the Soviet ability to produce state-of-the-art high tech, used for the rapid delivery of wireless porn, was fading fast. And then came the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant disaster which shut down porn servers across in the entire Ukraine and large portions of the USSR. Their older T1's and analog modems were never able to recover the earlier network traffic levels. Sadly large libraries of priceless midget porn where lost in the chaos following the network collapse.