A quote from the ever so helpful customer service email
"With Kindle's built-in wireless connectivity, you can and download a book in less than 60 seconds. Similarly, newspaper subscriptions are delivered wirelessly each morning and most magazines arrive before they hit newsstands."
Right...
LOL, I'll be returning this POT.
(Although I did get the Wi-Fi configured on my network and the K3 connected so maybe exchanging it isn't out of the question.)

broken
(my own fault I suppose, it never dawned on me that they would replace something that worked so well with AT&T.)