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The wife and I went to a local sidewalk art show this morning. We didn't stay too long, because as soon as we got there, I had to tinkle, and there were no public restrooms. (I knew I shouldn't have had that last cup of Folger's before leaving the house!) I thought about saying the hell with it and peeing on the crowded street. Do you think if I had, the police would have bought my explanation that it was "performance art?"
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