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Old 08-27-2010, 06:07 AM   #1611
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

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... then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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