Giggling...
I called my mom to check on her early this morning. She said she didn't sleep well and said, "I finished that Stuart Woods book you put on my reader for me. You know how his books always have a lot of sex in them? Well, he outdid himself on this one. It really has a LOT of sex in it." I said, "You mean, too much?"
Long pause.
"How much is too much?"

She's 89! I love my mom...
I'm bringing her to the party.