Well, the first thing that popped into my head involves my husband and is not appropriate for a family forum.

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The second thing I'd rather be doing is NOT fighting with what by now I'm sure is weird code, trying to get it to do something the appropriate code is supposed to do, but this particular code won't. Which is why I'm pretty sure now it's the code, and not me. (I'm giving up...)
And that, my friends, (the giving up on the weird code) will free me up to do the third thing I'd rather be doing....catching up here and a few other forums, savoring the fact that I AM THROUGH with Accounting,
FOREVER, continuing to add my Urban Fantasy/Paranormal collection to calibre, and generally relaxing.