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Originally Posted by GlenBarrington
DBAs are an evil little cabal. The Illuminati were patterned after our secret organization. We don't NEED to be in the area, we have 'friends' everywhere.
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Yipes! Now I'm scared!
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Originally Posted by GlenBarrington
Seriously, aren't they trying to find out WHY your queries are taking so long? Or trying to find a time when you CAN run these monsters? They could get thrown out of the Cabal for that!
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Doubting that anyone but you or I cares about this, but...
I think the problem is that the company I work for is so huge that there is a rotation of DBA's who see my queries running. I will make peace with one, explaining that my query is indeed as tweaked as it can be, and I'm running after hours, etc., but then the next day, it will be a different guy, and the next day, yet another. So I just cut & paste my response from one to the next...
--Maria