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Originally Posted by meromana
 Our DBA's aren't quite that subtle. They usually just cancel my queries and send nasty-grams to my boss. But that may only be because most of them are located half-way around the world. Perhaps they would flatten my tires if they could... |
DBAs are an evil little cabal. The Illuminati were patterned after our secret organization. We don't NEED to be in the area, we have 'friends' everywhere.
Seriously, aren't they trying to find out WHY your queries are taking so long? Or trying to find a time when you CAN run these monsters? They could get thrown out of the Cabal for that!