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And I am the one all the Teradata DBA's love to hate. I'm a statistical analyst who writes big whopper complex queries against the DB that use up all kinds of resources and make you guys crazy.
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Originally Posted by GlenBarrington
We don't hate you, However if you've ever wondered why when you came out of work to discover all four tires on your car is flat. . . I don't know anything about it.
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Our DBA's aren't quite that subtle. They usually just cancel my queries and send nasty-grams to my boss. But that may only be because most of them are located half-way around the world. Perhaps they would flatten my tires if they could...