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Originally Posted by recluse
It is impossible not to attend.
Therefore, I attend.
If it is mandatory I attend,
I will not attend.
Because I refuse to accept the concept of mandatory.
I am not in compliance.
Ergo, though I could have attended voluntarily,
I will not, because mandatory is involuntarily.
You really can't have it both ways.
Unless it is sexually.
That can be had both ways, voluntarily or not.
I don't do sex, because I don't.
I'm kinda stubborn that way.
So, in not attending because of mandatory attendance,
I find myself no longer in attendance.
Cthulhu is staying to frak the gibbon.
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Come over here and have another twelvety ZCDs
You know you are actually here anyway so you may as well enjoy it.
You can watch the TV with me. We have a hung parliament now, Very exciting.
