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It is impossible not to attend.
Therefore, I attend.
If it is mandatory I attend,
I will not attend.
Because I refuse to accept the concept of mandatory.
I am not in compliance.
Ergo, though I could have attended voluntarily,
I will not, because mandatory is involuntarily.
You really can't have it both ways.
Unless it is sexually.
That can be had both ways, voluntarily or not.
I don't do sex, because I don't.
I'm kinda stubborn that way.
So, in not attending because of mandatory attendance,
I find myself no longer in attendance.
Cthulhu is staying to frak the gibbon.
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