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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh........
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a
professional. In over twenty years I've never
laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop
his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the
nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't
have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control
herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor
laughing. Five minutes later she was able to struggle to her
feet and regain her composure.
"I am so sorry," she said. "I > don't know what came over
me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it
won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be
the problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
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