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Originally Posted by Dylrob
Slowly losing my mind.
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uh-oh. another wrench in the gears?
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Originally Posted by recluse
I just got the next big idea!
This one is gonna make me rich!
Wanna hear it?
You better sit down, it's gonna blow your minds!
Ready?
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ok, true story time... sometime back in the early to mid 70s, Dad was driving by the main post offfice in town. this was a classic post office with the long marble staircase... some young lovely was running down the steps and the itty bitty string that held her halter together gave out. apparently she was pretty well endowed. Dad watched 3 cars in front of him plow into the cars parked on the side of the street. classic '70s weirdness