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A man runs into a doctor's surgery, shouting "Doctor, doctor, castrate me, please, you've got to castrate me!".
The doctor is more than a little surprised at this, and explains that this is a very grave decision - there would be no going back.
"But doctor, you must castrate me - PLEASE, you've got to castrate me today!"
The doctor is taken aback, but the man pleads with him.
"Doctor, I'm certain - you must castrate me, please castrate me."
He is very persistent, and the doctor, despite his misgivings, eventually agrees. He gets the man to lie down on the bench, gets out his surgical pliers (this is a low tech surgery), and does the deed (crunch!)
His patient is writhing in agony when another man rushes in, shouting "Doctor, doctor, circumcise me - I must be circumcised".
The man on the bench shouts "THAT's the word!"
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