Show up at work with an automatic weapon and 5000 rounds of ammo.
Resign while urinating on boss' desk..
Replace key computer files with kiddie porn, then call the authorities.
Drop your pants, sit in your boss' lap, say "I quit", and then crap their pants.
Fark your boss's wife on his desk and wipe yourself off on his tie.
Gimme 5 bad things to put on your resume
Last edited by recluse; 08-23-2010 at 11:34 AM.
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