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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman get caught up in the revolution on an island, and are sentenced to death by firing squad. The Englishman is led out in front of the squad ... "ready, aim, " ... and the Englishman points behind them and shouts "volcano!". While they all turn around, he jumps over the wall and gets away. Next, the Scotsman is led out ... "ready, aim, " ... and he points behind them and shouts "tidal wave!". While they all turn around, he jumps over the wall and gets away. Finally, the Irishman is led out ... "ready, aim, " ... "fire!"
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