Originally Posted by Lycoming
Subject: Ten Thoughts to Ponder
#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6 Some people are like a Slinky ...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200, and a substantial tax cut saves you 30?
#2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The # 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age;
it doesn't last long."
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