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Mercury · 08-09-2010, 03:15 PM

I have never visited New York and I feel for the people who live there. They eat corn dogs (god only knows what they are) with 'everything'. They shout at people. No one works any later than 5pm unless they are a taxi driver. The taxi driver won't know where he (for it is always a he) is going. He will probably be shot. Some kind of big statue will inevitably be panned away from in a long shot. Welcome to New York.

Oh, and you NEVER take the subway.

but I quite like that song

08-09-2010, 03:15 PM	#12
Mercury Enthusiast Posts: 38 Karma: 164 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: London, UK Device: Sony 505, iPad	I have never visited New York and I feel for the people who live there. They eat corn dogs (god only knows what they are) with 'everything'. They shout at people. No one works any later than 5pm unless they are a taxi driver. The taxi driver won't know where he (for it is always a he) is going. He will probably be shot. Some kind of big statue will inevitably be panned away from in a long shot. Welcome to New York. Oh, and you NEVER take the subway. but I quite like that song