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I actually underplay how brilliant my book is in my promotions.
There's a very good chance it might be the greatest piece of literature in human history.
Certainly the greatest to feature killer hedgehogs.
I am a literary master underappreciated in his own time.
And I have an enormous penis, I'm incredibly good looking and have a brain the size of a planet.
Modest to a fault as well.
Read my book, it will bring a glimmer of light into the otherwise cold, dark pit of existence.
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