Well then, I won't even try to entice you to read my compelling, enthralling, engrossing, chilling, hilarious, spine tingling, mind boggling, soon to be classic debut novel Kill Me, Kill Me, No, Not That Way! .
Why should such a literary pearl be wasted on such an unappreciative audience?
For the rest of you, however, please check out KM, KM, N, NTW at any of the finer online book emporiums. Regularly priced at $19.93 (that number has special significance that will become apparent to those who reach page 672), it is available for a short yet unspecified time for just $18.26 with coupon code LOVECRAFTLOVECHILD1993 (yep, there's that significant number again.)
But not you, Manheim Pike. No, no, not you.
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