Thread: With this attitude, is it any wonder new authors don't trust the system?
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Old 08-04-2010, 10:25 PM   #59
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Originally Posted by NickSpalding View Post
I might write a novel about an unpublished author who takes an entire building of agents hostage, threatening to cut out their giblets if they don't immediately publish his 265,000 word epic about nostril hair.
Nick,

This actually reminds me of a story from my friend Brian Joseph Davis's most recent collection, in which unsatisfied customers take a print-on-demand publisher hostage. Short but hilarious -- and oddly moving. You can read it here.
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